Friends of cMaN… The Mixes

George Michael... stupid hand shape tan mark

As you may or may not remember a couple of weeks ago I featured a friend of mines mix… Tour de Force. seems he is getting a bit hooked on it… fine by me, because he shares probably the most similar music taste to me possible. So now he has done three fabulous mixes featuring pretty much every track I have loved over the last year or 3. I’m not even gonna take any credit of being some kind of inspiration and help to him (even though he knows its true ;))

Hop over to his mixcloud and check them all out… You WILL love them.

Quackcandle... pardon?...

Actually you might not… and the reason would be because you don’t “love all that cosmic Balearic bullshit” and prefer your music a little stankier? If so… Check another good friend of mines mixes, Goes by the name Quackcandle and has two dubstep mixes and one mix that he would class as “fidget wonk” or “wobble donk” or some other ludicrous genre.

Skip over to his mixcloud and check them out… you CAN’T hate them

Right… I have no more friends… that do mixes… so that’s all, and I promise to give you some real new music next time and not let my mates do the work.

Dizzee Rascal – Heavy ft Chase and Status

...Heavy

Dizzee is like Pendulum, started off his career with some of the newest freshest music you have ever heard… Then decided to go in a complete different direction. In Pendulum’s case making psuedo rock/dance for the Skins generation. In Dizzee’s case he has made cheesy dance music but with credible producers.

The difference is Dizzee has somehow managed to keep a shred of credibility, not 100% how even after leaving Beggars/XL and starting his own label… boy can do no wrong it seems.

With that in mind, he seems to have decided to make a tune which Dirty Stanks of what made him famous in the first place. Dirty filthy gwime (that’s right… gwime) music.

Tune is called “Heavy” and it is exactly that. Chase and Status do a pretty good job with the production switching from grime to dubstep to just downright heavyness. Enjoy

To Hell – 16-Bit does Noisia

This is what comes up when you type "Rapist Robot Zombies" into Google Image

Imagine a movie where 40 foot half man half robot pedophile zombies attack the earth… Then imagine of something more terrifying… then imagine the soundtrack… You there? Well imagine no more. The soundtrack is here.

Being in essence a DnB nut from when I was just basically a kid made me think that Noisia where “The best that ever did it” when it came to production filth perfection, but now it pains me to say this… But the DubStep boys got them on the ropes with this one.

The original sounds like what music Metallica would make if they happened to be robots with synths for biceps and a distotion units for faces. Listen for yourselves…

Noisia – Machine Gun

But the 16-bit remix sounds like… well… even bigger production equipment based robots raping another bigger more angry production equipment based robot. Check out the second drop… Seriously the heaviest thing I have ever heard…

Noisia – Machine Gun – 16-bit Remix

A few verbal reactions to this could be:

“I have just shit and sicked at the same time”

“I have just shit my pants… several times”

“Fuck the sun!!!!!”

“This music hurts my feelings!!”

You may have said something else, I would love to hear what that something was… Comment me yeah??

As a bonus, thought I might give you another 16-bit masterpiece, Not as heavy… Not as good… But it gives a nod to another favourite artist of mine… The crazy Israeli himself… Borgore… Btw… this ain’t DubStep… This is GoreStep baby. Enjoy people…

Borgore – Foes – 16-bit Fuck Hoes Remix

and relax…

DISCLAIMER: I claim no responsibility for anyone who breaks their neighbours window box, or stabs a tramp… (or anything equally as mean) due to listening to the angry music on my blog

Postmen Should Watch Their (Dub)Step

"I collect children"

This tune is like pineapple on pizza. The concept sounds terrible… The actual outcome is one of life’s rare opportunities to surprise and enlighten, but at the same time not being to everyone’s taste.  BTW… I fucking hate pineapple on pizza, but you get the idea.

This guy looks about 12 but makes good solid dubstep but has really made something that works with this tune. Who would have thought a loop of the Supremes singing “please” could sound so dynamic and fresh… It does, so listen to it and if you don’t like it i don’t hate you… But you are wrong.

Cragga – Mr Postman (Rapidshare)

Fuck Off!… Don’t

Classy...

Classy...

A quick one this time…

I’m already bored of this track… but it took me so long to record it from the artists MySpace (I know… I’m a naughty boy… Twisted if you read this and want me to take it down… no problem) that I feel obliged to do so. Don’t let that put you off though… If you love expletives a fraction as much as I do then you will enjoy this one. The production is pretty terrible but if you go to Twisted’s MySpace you will see that his tunes have improved a great deal since he made this one.

Twisted – You & You & You

If you heart dubstep as much as I heart dubstep then you should definitely go here

Less gimmick based posts and more actually great tunes soon.